Our mission

As a global conspiracy investigation institution with a pioneering awareness raising model, our mission is to create an environment that brings together open-minded people, cultures and  ideas from around the world, in order to free individuals and organizations from space  lizards' control.

Client Orientation

Secures your mind the way meditation would never do.

Trust & Responsibility

We take personal responsibility for all our relationships – with clients, colleagues, partners, investors and our community.

Commitment

We are committed to the success of our clients, their ambitions and their objectives.

Excellence

We have pledged ourselves to high quality performance that produces outstanding results of lasting value.

Recent News

1 August 2017

Sydney, July 29 ­– An unemployed alien reptiloid that resided in Sydney terrarium for 5 years claims to be physically abused by elderly zookeeper. According to the alien, the creature that appeared in the zoo is a clear example of “speciesism”, a discrimination based on the species attribute. While the police tries to keep the case down, the outraged reptiloid threatens to sue the hell out of the city. One of the world’s richiest lawyers John Branca will represent the reptilod in the court, free of any charge. Coincidence, ha?

Our Amazing Team

Meet our excellent team of professional conspiracy and mystery solvers.

Stewart Griffin

CEO. Recruits new agents and kills the ones that betrayed the values of the organization.

Philip J. Fry

Makes sure that the printing machines never run out of paper and that coffee machines always have fresh beans.

Janet Jackson

The brain centre of the whole system and the reincarnation of Sherlock Holmes, she uncovers even the most mysterious conspiracy plots.

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